Dark Side Of The Meow Oversized Hoodie
This one’s for the feline fanatics who like their purrs with a side of Pink Floyd. The Dark Side of the Meow hoodie combines iconic rock vibes with cat-level cool—perfect for late-night jam sessions, cozy vinyl spins, or just being silently judged by your cat.
-
Made from a super-soft cotton/poly blend that’s as chill as your favorite album
-
Unisex fit with a roomy front pocket and drawstring hood—ideal for lounging, layering, or plotting intergalactic naps
-
Features a bold and cheeky "Dark Side of the Meow" graphic inspired by classic rock legends
Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).
Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
Returns
We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
Need help with sizing?
Don't Stress About Size! Reach Out to Us Whenever You Need. Contact Us

For cat lovers who rock a little harder.
Frequently Asked Questions
-
Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
-
Absolutely! We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
-
Most of our apparel comes in sizes XS–3XL, and some styles go up to 5XL. Check each product page for exact sizing — we include charts to help you find your purrfect fit.
-
Most of our items are machine washable. Turn inside out, wash cold, and tumble dry low — just like a cat, they prefer a gentle cycle.
-
Yes! We ship globally so cat lovers everywhere can get their paws on our gear. Shipping rates and times vary by location.
-
Drop us a message via our 'contact' page or email us at meow@onlycatsallowed.com. We’re friendly, fast, and probably surrounded by cats.