Anti-Human Hat
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Tired of small talk and species that don’t purr? Make your priorities clear with the Anti-Human, Pro-Cat hat – the ultimate headgear for unapologetic feline fanatics. Whether you're dodging social events or just lounging with your whiskered bestie, this hat says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.
- Adjustable strap for the purrfect fit
- Unisex design, ideal for introverts and indoor kitties alike
- Soft, cotton fabric with a relaxed, lived-in feel
- Embroidered "Anti-Human Pro-Cat" design—subtle, stylish, and relatable
Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).
Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
Returns
We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Frequently Asked Questions
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Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
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Absolutely! We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Most of our apparel comes in sizes XS–3XL, and some styles go up to 5XL. Check each product page for exact sizing — we include charts to help you find your purrfect fit.
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Most of our items are machine washable. Turn inside out, wash cold, and tumble dry low — just like a cat, they prefer a gentle cycle.
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Yes! We ship globally so cat lovers everywhere can get their paws on our gear. Shipping rates and times vary by location.
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Drop us a message via our 'contact' page or email us at meow@onlycatsallowed.com. We’re friendly, fast, and probably surrounded by cats.