MILF Hat
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Make a bold statement and show your love for furry companions with the MILF Hat – that's Man I Love Felines, of course! Whether you're a proud cat parent or just obsessed with all things feline, this hat combines cheeky humor with serious style.
Crafted from durable, breathable cotton and featuring an adjustable strap for the perfect fit, this hat is ideal for everything from lounging at home with your tabby to hitting the streets in quirky fashion. Embroidered lettering ensures the message pops – and guarantees a few double-takes and laughs.
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Classic low-profile design with adjustable strap for a snug, comfy fit
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Made from soft, breathable cotton—perfect for sunny days and cat cuddle sessions
- High-quality embroidery: “MILF – Man I Love Felines”
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Great gift for cat moms, dads, and your sassiest friends
Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).
Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
Returns
We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Bold. Ironic. Feline-approved.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
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Absolutely! We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Most of our apparel comes in sizes XS–3XL, and some styles go up to 5XL. Check each product page for exact sizing — we include charts to help you find your purrfect fit.
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Most of our items are machine washable. Turn inside out, wash cold, and tumble dry low — just like a cat, they prefer a gentle cycle.
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Yes! We ship globally so cat lovers everywhere can get their paws on our gear. Shipping rates and times vary by location.
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Drop us a message via our 'contact' page or email us at meow@onlycatsallowed.com. We’re friendly, fast, and probably surrounded by cats.