Allergic To People Not To Cats T-Shirt
For the folks who'd rather hang with whiskers than small talk, this tee is your new go-to. It's the ultimate expression of feline loyalty and human fatigue—comfy enough for cat naps, bold enough to keep people at a respectful distance.
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Ultra-soft cotton that won’t irritate your skin—or your soul
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Relaxed fit perfect for lounging with your favorite (non-human) roommate
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"Allergic to People, Not to Cats" graphic that says what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to
Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).
Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
Returns
We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
Need help with sizing?
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Social battery: low. Cat snuggles: always welcome.
Customer Reviews
Quality tee, soft and comfy!
This is a great basic shirt. The range of colors is fantastic, and it is very easy to style. It's also 100% true! 🤣
I absolutely adore my "Allergic to People Not to Cats" T-shirt from Only Cats Allowed! Not only does it sum up my entire personality in one witty line, but the quality is also top-notch. The fabric is super soft and breathable — perfect for lounging with my feline friends or running errands with a touch of sass. The fit is flattering without being too snug, and the print has held up beautifully after several washes.
I've gotten so many compliments (and laughs!) every time I wear it. It's the ultimate conversation starter — especially with fellow cat lovers. Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for yourself (like I did), it's a must-have for any proud cat person.
Can’t wait to add more tees from this brand to my collection! 🐾
The sizing is great. I ordered this color since I don't own anything in the same color and I'm obsessed!
Frequently Asked Questions
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Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
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Absolutely! We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Most of our apparel comes in sizes XS–3XL, and some styles go up to 5XL. Check each product page for exact sizing — we include charts to help you find your purrfect fit.
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Most of our items are machine washable. Turn inside out, wash cold, and tumble dry low — just like a cat, they prefer a gentle cycle.
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Yes! We ship globally so cat lovers everywhere can get their paws on our gear. Shipping rates and times vary by location.
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Drop us a message via our 'contact' page or email us at meow@onlycatsallowed.com. We’re friendly, fast, and probably surrounded by cats.