Anti-Human T-Shirt
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Let’s be honest: people can be a lot. Cats? Perfect.
Declare your true allegiance with this tee — a wearable manifesto for feline fanatics who’d rather hang out with a judgmental tabby than make small talk with strangers.
Whether you're dodging texts, ghosting plans, or deep in conversation with your cat about the meaning of life, this shirt says it all so you don’t have to.
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Ultra-soft cotton that won’t irritate your skin—or your soul
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Relaxed fit perfect for lounging with your favorite (non-human) roommate
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"Anti-Human Pro-Cat" graphic that's purrfect for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who trusts their cat more than people
Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).
Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
Returns
We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Frequently Asked Questions
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Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
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Absolutely! We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Most of our apparel comes in sizes XS–3XL, and some styles go up to 5XL. Check each product page for exact sizing — we include charts to help you find your purrfect fit.
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Most of our items are machine washable. Turn inside out, wash cold, and tumble dry low — just like a cat, they prefer a gentle cycle.
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Yes! We ship globally so cat lovers everywhere can get their paws on our gear. Shipping rates and times vary by location.
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Drop us a message via our 'contact' page or email us at meow@onlycatsallowed.com. We’re friendly, fast, and probably surrounded by cats.