Local Treat Dealer Hat
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This dad hat is the official uniform for those of us who answer to meows, open snacks on command, and haven’t eaten a meal in peace since adopting a furry overlord. Whether you’re bribing for affection, apologizing for vet visits, or just existing as your cat’s personal butler, this hat says it all.
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Embroidered “Local Treat Dealer” text that's crisp, clean, and hilarious
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Relaxed, comfy fit for peak chill vibes
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Adjustable strap for the perfect “I woke up covered in cat hair” look
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100% cotton — comfy enough for all-day snack service
Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).
Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
Returns
We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Frequently Asked Questions
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Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
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Absolutely! We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Most of our apparel comes in sizes XS–3XL, and some styles go up to 5XL. Check each product page for exact sizing — we include charts to help you find your purrfect fit.
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Most of our items are machine washable. Turn inside out, wash cold, and tumble dry low — just like a cat, they prefer a gentle cycle.
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Yes! We ship globally so cat lovers everywhere can get their paws on our gear. Shipping rates and times vary by location.
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Drop us a message via our 'contact' page or email us at meow@onlycatsallowed.com. We’re friendly, fast, and probably surrounded by cats.