None of Your Emails are Finding Me Well
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Let’s be honest: not a single email has ever found you “well.” This mug is the perfect response to every chirpy message in your inbox that assumes you're thriving—when in fact, you’re surviving on caffeine, chaos, and cat videos.
Whether you're commuting, working from home, or ignoring that third follow-up, this mug makes your mood loud and clear—no out-of-office reply needed.
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Available in 11 oz or 15 oz ceramic—ideal for coffee, tea, or a warm cup of milk for your feline coworker
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Microwave and dishwasher safe so you can focus your time on ignoring emails for easy daily use iconic sassy statement
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Features a sassy "None of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well" design that's perfect for WFH warriors, email-weary cat lovers, and the professionally unbothered
Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).
Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
Returns
We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Professional? Barely. Caffeinated? Absolutely.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Processing Time
All orders are processed within 3–5 business days. We’re a small, cat-loving team, so we pack each order with care (and probably a little cat hair — just kidding... mostly).Shipping Within the U.S.
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2–3 business days (available at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75
- Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days
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Absolutely! We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be undamaged, unwashed, and in original condition — no fur, please!
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Most of our apparel comes in sizes XS–3XL, and some styles go up to 5XL. Check each product page for exact sizing — we include charts to help you find your purrfect fit.
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Most of our items are machine washable. Turn inside out, wash cold, and tumble dry low — just like a cat, they prefer a gentle cycle.
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Yes! We ship globally so cat lovers everywhere can get their paws on our gear. Shipping rates and times vary by location.
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Drop us a message via our 'contact' page or email us at meow@onlycatsallowed.com. We’re friendly, fast, and probably surrounded by cats.